Ride That Brody Ass, Gurl, Ride It!
These are the greatest pictures I've ever seen of an Afghan Hound getting groomed on a boat.Adrien Brody (aka the only hot piece whose hung nose I'd sit and spin on) and his girlfriend Lara Lieto are...
View ArticlePanty Creamer Of The Day: ScarJo's Bodyguard
To celebrate the fact that she's getting paid $19,999,999.50 too much to mumble out lines in the next Avengers movie, ScarJo rolled around on a yacht in Taormina, Italy today with a friend and her...
View ArticleIt's The Little Things: Tom Hardy Sucking On A Water Bottle
If you're planning to see The Dark Knight Rises (or Cheech & Chong Presents: The Dark Knight Lights Up as Rush Limbaugh calls it) in IMAX this weekend, then you're probably reading this while...
View ArticlePrince Hot Ginge Is Just Checking To Make Sure The Royal Jewels Are Looking...
Or maybe Prince Hot Ginge is pulling up his pants to try to take away the gold medal in bulging from Henrik Rummel. It's not working. Try harder, PHG!One thing I learned while looking at pictures of...
View ArticleVanity Fair Asks Carson Daly The Question We've All Been Thinking
Two weird things happened on VanityFair.com a few days ago. First, Vanity Fair actually interviewed Carson Daly in the year 2012. Second, Vanity Fair's George Wayne, who's thing is to try to shock the...
View ArticlePanty Creamer Of The Day: Prince Hot Ginge On Tatler
Tatler Magazine has something they do called Man of the Year, but my guess is they made that mess up this issue just so they could give to Prince Hot Ginge and just so they could use this precious...
View ArticlePanty Creamers Of The Day
No, this isn't a picture of Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah having a beautiful mother-daughter bonding moment. But if you're a sucio-brained freak who really wants to fap to soft-core incest porn between...
View ArticleMatt Damon On Doing Michael Douglas From The Back
Here's Michael Douglas and Matt Damon as Liberace and Liberace's young piece Scott Thorson on the cover of Entertaintment Weekly. My nipples are not secreting rhinestone water, so that tells me that...
View ArticleDamn, Dat Ass
I don't know where I've been, because I have never noticed David Beckham's beautiful bubble bottom butt before. It's glorious. Is he wearing push-up panties, because his ass is so high that it looks...
View ArticleJeremy Renner Has Never Looked Hotter
If David O. Russell's Abscam movie succeeds at one thing it'll be turning Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner into three gorgeous messes from the 70s. They've made Christian Bale look like...
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